There is no need to be alarmed. Here at MIB we have everything under control. We have a large supply of weapons here on Earth, but I don't think those will be good enough to stop this infestation. We have a base, located nearby, that does a large amount of experimental testing which is all funded by tourist vacations. There was an electrical malfunction there earlier in the week, so I wasn't able to get the weapons air dropped in. We have to go get them. It's a short 238,855 mile trip and the flight should only take about five minutes. However, the shuttle we have in the hanger isn't large enough to fit everyone. So we are going to have to build a new one large enough to transport all of you.
I have the blueprints ready and I'll be able to get all of the important parts and a basic frame put together. What I need you to do is bring some AZ armor plating for the exterior hull. Now, since I'm such a nice guy I'm going to let you have some free advertising space. you can put whatever you want on it, whether it be something about your strike team or just a stupid picture that you think is funny. But you have to use the correct material for the hull or we may burn up in re-entry.
Here is an example of what a correct piece of the AZ armor plating should look like:
I am not the greatest pilot, so I hope there are a few among you who have experience with this type of flight system.
All of you who are still alive should meet me on Friday at 8:00 pm in the Walter parking lot
to begin construction.
There will be a mission briefing after we complete construction around 9:00 pm
Zombies should check the zombie forum for meetup details.